We all get those emails. You know, those jokes that make the virtual rounds. Thank God every now and then one gets recycled that's been out of the loop for so long, it's new again! Here is one such example.
Thank you to Fr. Michael Smith.
God and the Scientist
God is sitting in heaven when a scientist says to him,"Lord, we don't need you anymore. Science has finally figured out a way to create life out of nothing. In other words, we can now do what you did in the beginning."
"Oh, is that so? Tell me," replies God.
"Well," says the scientist, "we can take dirt and form it into your likeness and breathe life into it, thus creating man."
"Well, that's interesting. Show me."
So the scientist bends down to the earth and starts to mold the soil.
"Oh no, no, no," interrupts God. "Get your own dirt."
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